Have You Ever

Have you ever:

Accidently looked in the magnified side of your makeup mirror?

Felt a scratch on your cheek only to discover it’s actually a really deep wrinkle?

Been told, “At your age, light is your friend?”

Wore your yoga pants inside out?

Locked yourself out of your house twice in one week?

Saw your reflection in a storefront window and thought you saw your mom?

Forgotten the one thing you went to the store for in the first place?

Left the drive-through without your food?

Remembered you forgot (fill in the blank)?

Only wore one earring?

Had a cashier say, “You’re eligible for the senior discount, right?”

Been asked to count backwards from 100 by 7?

Lost something you put in a “safe place” where you wouldn’t forget it?

Had a salesclerk at Sephora suggest a product for “aging skin?”

Wish you could remember what you forgot?

Bought alcohol without being carded?

Sneezed and peed at the same time?

If not, lucky you…enjoy it while you can!