Woman’s Best Friend

I don’t have a husband, but I have a dog, and they’re kinda the same:

• My dog hogs the covers and snores.
• My dog doesn’t always respond when I call.
• My dog gives me “the look” when he wants something.
• My dog needs a lot of attention and positive reinforcement.
• My dog likes to pee outside.
• My dog is a finicky eater.
• My dog barks a lot.
• My dog is a creature of habit.
• My dog leaves his things scattered all over the house.
• My dog has smelly farts.
• My dog likes watching me clean, wash the dishes, fold the laundry, and cook.
• My dog falls asleep when I’m watching my favorite movie.
  

Whether you have a husband, or a dog, or both, I hope they are your best friend.
Happy Dogentine’s Day!